i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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