Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
is that a dick in a sweater?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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