Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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