I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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