Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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