ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
