If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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