We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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