You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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