Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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