I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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