These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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I need you to use more vowels.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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