I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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