I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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