Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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