talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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