maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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