Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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