Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
too bad you live with your parents still
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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