absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
