I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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