the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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