i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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