id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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