idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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