I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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