I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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