Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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