I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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