Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
