With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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