Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
smell my finger.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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