guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I don't think brook has ever known best
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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