He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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