I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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