problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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