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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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