Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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