Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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