ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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