Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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