I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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