I met the friendliest cop last night
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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