with your own penis?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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