My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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