Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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