i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Vodka?
Forever.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Randomize
