also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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