better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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