Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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