I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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