Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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