Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Randomize
