the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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