I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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