I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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