If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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