that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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